The only blog about animals (taxidermied), ice cream, illustrations, creepiness, Oprah Winfrey, and Mary-Kate Olsen. I have a pretty broad spectrum of interests, but there are very specific themes that string together what appeals to me, creatively. Real things that look fake. Fake things that look real. Real fake things. Fake real things. Whimsy.
new submissions! me as the swan queen, by ANDREW! i love it. it’s been a while since i’ve received a new “sketch of me by other people.” always a good laugh to look at these drawings. keep it coming, i’m getting closer to doing a show in a gallery with all of these.


a few months ago my then pregnant friend sonya created this beauty of the two of us:

sonya’s backview eerily resembles jacob from twilight when he had long hair, which is why she is topless and has a pregnant six-pack. plus that’s what she really looks like.
i don’t think i ever uploaded these, but the talented Ray drew me as a simpson a few months ago:

very simpson-like!!!!
“ricky face expert” Mark made some adjustments to the simpson, to resemble more of the trademark “kwong style.”

THANKS GUYS!